A chaotic collective of creatives making wearable rebellion. From Blotz to drops, we print the unpredictable.

Randomly. Chaotically. You’ll want to join the club or watch our socials. No rules, remember?

Yes. If the postal system reaches you, so do we. Extra fees may apply depending on your dimension.

Yes — you can pre-adopt through our Adopt Blotz page. No plushies are harmed in the process.

We’re print-on-demand. All sales are final — unless we mess up. Then we fix it. Email us and we’ll sort it.